Funzone - Orbital Dermatology 

Veterinary practice in which the patient becomes so overwhelmed by therapeutic interventions that they disconnect from basic equilibrium — and are launched into an orbit of immunological and dermatological destabilization. Often with no way back.

🛰️ When ordinary dermatitis turns into a space mission full of immunosuppression, corticosteroids, and experimental treatments — the result is an orbital patient. If they're lucky, they survive — because they have Jana by their side.

"Some patients are shot into orbit… but how do you return from it? Chicco made it back."

— Jana Butkovská

🔬 Clinical Profile of an Orbital Patient:

• Immunosuppression without a clear protocol

• Corticosteroids without protective measures
• Equoral as an inflammation booster
• Cytopoint as immunological silence
• Simparica Trio as the wildcard
• A live vaccine as the final igniter
• Melatonin as the dessert
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🧠 + Symptoms: tremors, apathy, dermatitis, systemic collapse, hypersensitivity

🚀 How to Launch a Patient Into Orbit:

• 🧪 First mistake: prescribing medication without full-spectrum management
• 💉 Second mistake: immunotherapy during immunosuppression
• 🧬 Third mistake: ignoring reactions of a hypersensitive body
• 🎯 Result: orbital collapse — right here on planet Earth

🛬 Return from Orbit — The ChiccoProtocol

• Water, oil, clay
• Socks, boots, warmth, calm
• Respect for the body, not the protocol
• Home records, not dumb CRM
• A woman — not a lab without empathy.

🪐 Orbital Dermatology – Definition

or: A One-Way Test Flight Without a Return Capsule

Orbital dermatology is a state in which the veterinarian, instead of treating, initiates a launch protocol: steroids, immunosuppressants, antibiotics, Cytopoint injections, Apoquel, and experimental combos – all at once, step by step, or in endless variation.

The dog is launched into the orbit of hidden inflammation. It doesn't help. But it flies.

Return trajectory? Nonexistent.

They forgot to plot the course, ignored the basic protocols, and called the organism's reactivity a "gold standard."

No patient returns from orbit.

We pull him back manually. Step by step. Furuncle by furuncle.

Rinse after rinse.

Socks after socks.

Clinical observation after clinical observation.

Day and night.

Specifically: Jana and Chicco, on a towel.

The ones who launched the rocket are now silent.

What's left is silence – and documentation.

Instead of cosmic breakthroughs: water, a gauze pad, and clinical awareness.

🚀 Find the full "orbital price list" here. 

🧩 Conclusion

You don't need a high-cost shuttle to return from orbit.

You need empathy, respect, and sharp clinical eyes.

But above all – no more experiments on patients.

So that no other Chicco has to return from a height he should have never been launched

into.

— Jana Butkovská